Battle of the Infomercials!

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HOLY MOSES I didn't think it was possible for me to detest anyone as much as the "Oxy Clean" guy, but he's got someone nipping at his heels. Have you seen the "Sham Wow" commercials? I feel so awkward every time they come on- I can't explain it. Seriously, when either of these screaming idiots appear on my television screen, it's all I can do to change the channel no matter what room I've wandered off to. I will NEVER purchase any item they endorse based on the sheer fact that I hate their faces. Here's a great example why:






I think I hate Billy Mays a fraction less after finding these video clips: